DIEEEEEEEEE!!!

u noe wad...i tink i'm dead...and seriously dead

Actualli, i'm realli serious abt going thru the path to enlightenment...oh fark...tis sounds stupid...but holy fark...tis is true OKAY!!!

BUT!!! the more i 修练 ...the stranger i get...haha...tis sounds realli stupid....but i also duno hw strange i am...but i jus noe i'm strange...

So ya...im dead!!! the more i 修练, the more i am lost...i duno wad i shuld do most of the time...and i realli wan to shut myself away frm evryone...and live happily ever after...hahaha

HAHA..i haf realli wrote some nonsensical stuff...anyway...maybe dats one of the hurdle i nid to pass to get enlightenment...so well...jus forget abt it and continue to 修行 ba...whahaha...i'm dead!!!

P.S. Actualli if anyone wans to gain enlightenment u can jus contact me...and i will jus brief u on the curriculum of my 修行.

武功

ooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiit...u noe hw i've been affected by previous post...i'm so into wu xia tings nw...aaaaah!!!!

Anyway, i was tinking whether qing gong( 轻功 )exist...i tink they shuld have existed be4 rite...or else nobody will actualli like include it in evry wu xia story rite.
for example like witchcraft actualli do exist rite...so they eventualli make it to lots and lots of movies and stories...therefore, i truely believe that qing gong had has existed before ba den it gt lost somewhere dwn the drain..but i still believe dere is some 世外高人 somewhere who actualli noe qing gong...pls let me meet this 世外高人 one of tis days...

u noe dat martial arts nowadays are like so borin...dey r so full of patterns nia...kao...so boring...booooooo...ok..but i noe some r realli powderful..so ya...who cares...the ppl who noes the real 武功 in the past are den powerful sia...and their martial are far more interesting...when dey learn one particular 武功 hoh...walau eh...dey nid to go thru different level de lo...den dey will finally rch the highest level of the skill den they become realli powerful...most prob it will be the ninth level aka 第九层 aka 九重天...dun u tink its like so damn cooooooool...and dey will have those secrect manual for veri high level skills....coool sia

Do u noe that wad is the most impt foundation to be a realli good martial artist in the past....u noe? u noe?...duno rite...kao ah..go bang wall!!!...its 内功 aka internal strength...so if u haf a farkin strong 内功...u bang the wall the wall will aso collapse 1st...whahaha...so isnt it fun?...damn farkin cooooool...actualli 内功 is realli very useful sia...even if u are very skinny or watever...if u have strong 内功...u can even carry an elephant...whahaha...dats too 夸张...hmmmmm...lets jus say u can carry realli heavy objects so its jus damn coool...and den u can jus shoot ur 内功 ard...and tings will jus go explode or wadever...whahaha...damn cool sia...so ya...i tink i will start practising my internal strength 1st...cooooooooool

P.S. jUs to inform u all that actualli 轻功 is realli very useful...like for example u cross the road u dun nid to wait for the traffic light...u can like jus fly over...u dun nid to waste time...AND AND when u wan go out u dun nid walk to the lift and like waste time waiting...jus fly dwn frm ur window la...whahaha

3 THINGS

First thing

Gotta my result ytd...well...it sux...my sem GPA is lower than 3 yet again...although dint affect my Cul GPA...i'm still dissapointed...aiya...who to blame...myself la..fark sia

Second thing

u noe wad...i'm not emotionless...hello..i felt sad when i saw my results lo...u call dat emotion man...whahahaha....dats coooooool...fark sia

Third thing

regarding my previous post, WEAPONS!!! i realli like to have alot of weapons in my hse...and i dun mean chopper or penknife...i mean sword spear sabre and bla bla bla...so my future home will haf thse things...so mus save $$ nw to buy thse tings...and u noe wad...i tot of it le...all the weapons will be in my room...i wont place them at the living room or watevr places
u noe why...i was tinkin of such a ting happening:

Late at night, i will be slping soundly in my room
Den......a burglar break into my hse and i will be awaken by the sounds he make
den...haha...i will pick a weapon in my room...lets say a sabre
den...i will open my door and go to the living room and try to hide the sabre behind me
(pls note...there will be no weapon for the burglar to pick...haha...i dun put my weapons in the living room)
Ok...so the burglar will see me...and den take out his small pitiful penknife...and say: GIVE ME ALL UR VALUABLES
den i will say: U MEAN THIS? (den i will take out the sabre)
the burglar will den look at my sabre and look at his penknife...den he will run away...but i realli hope he will stay and fight with me using the penknife
WHAHAHA...actualli dats bascially the reason why i wan to place all the weapons in my room....

FARK FARK FARK...武器万岁

EMOTIONAL ENTRY...yea!!!

OK...i'm goin to start by warnin that tis is a very emotional entry...and i'm realli serious!!!

hmmmm...actualli i duno izit emotional or not...becos the topic i wan to discuss is that I HAVE NO EMOTIONS!!! ya...so nt veri sure if its appropriate to say that this is a emotional entry...oh fark...jus get on with it!!!

So i wan tinking...i was a cry baby when i was young...be4 pri 5...i tink...i actualli cry over the slightest tings...ya...THE SLIGHTEST TINGS!!! i rmb once my bro's fren keep wanting to take a photo of me...stickin the camera to my face...ok ..guess wad...i cried...nbnbnb...i duno why i did dat...i jus cried wherever whenever however...haha..wtf...anyway i mean i always cry at hm or at sch...

And so at 1998, i shift hse to where i am nw...so i change sch...and i told myselfi wun cry at sch anymore...and since i nv cried in sch again...but i still cry at home...whahahaha

since 2003/2004...i duno which one la...i forgt...anyway...nobody has ever see me cry be4 again...and i hardly get angry cos i tink its waste of energy...so i jus calm myself dwn evrytime i buay song...AND U NOE WAT..evryone shuld do dat lo...when u r angry...u farkin hell shuld shut ur mouth or u will regret man.
Ohya...and so i did cry occasionally when i'm alone...but not more den 5 times is becos i sad..its becos i felt dat i very long time nv cry le...so i play thse very sad songs and listen until i cry...oh fark...i noe its stupid...but realli long time nv cry very sianz lehz...but i failed most of the time...cos i feel like laughin when i do dat...whahahaha
So ya...i haf no much emotions...i can go become assasin le...cool man..u noe...i tink assasins are cool man...dey can move like duno wat the hell lo...i wish i can move like dat...ohYa...i like weapons alot..nxt time my home will be full of weapons...any kind of weapons...oooooh...i wish dat my BDAY present is a real samurai sword...dats the 1st weapon i will buy...hahaha...cool man...

I dun feel sad, happy, angry most of the time...i'm jus so in control so i tink i'm dead...i'm a zombie...haha...but accordin to pighead:

ZOMBIE> dead + no emotions
Vempire> alive(cos its a kind of creature not like zombie) + haf emotions

So i'm alive and have no emotions...den i'm wad...nbnbnb...i cant get over wif tis

Oh ya...well i duno...if its good or nt like tis...but i tink alot of ppl may be envy of me...cos i haf not much feelings too...i'm serious...ehhh...duno lehz...i tink maybe i'm realli close to enlightenment le...wish me good luck...fark off

TENS

TEN EMOTIONS.

1. are you missing someone right now: nope...nb...no one to miss..damn cham
2. are you happy: duno..i haf no emotions...haha
3. are you talking to anyone right now: noooooooooooo
4. are you bored: nt realli...naruto gt so mani episodes...oooooh
5. are you german: no
6. are you brazilian: no
7. are you french: ya...french sounds coool
8. are you Italian: no
9. are your parents still married: yea man
10. do you like someone right now: nooooo...nb...no one to like...cham*2

TEN FAVORITES.

1. televison show: i duno
2. flower: cbcbcb...flowers sux big time
3. color: black, white, blue
4. sport: duno
5. mall: duno
6. music: duno la....kao
7. food: dun realli like to eat...dieeeeeee
8. drink: plain water
9. animal: pig, eagle, crow, tiger, snake, bat
10. country: duno

TEN FACTS.
1. hometown: singapore
2. hair color: black
4. hair length: cb...dun ask so much abt my hair
5. eye color: very very very dark brown
6. shoe size: nv knew
7. mood: i haf no emotions...haha...i'm a zombie
8. orientation: wad ting?...i yr 3 le..no nid orientation
9. available?: yayaya...who wans me??? more den one aso can
10. lefty/righty: right la...cb

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
1. have you ever been in love: tink so...but nt in relationship
2. do you believe in love: duh...i'm yue lao...for hell sake
3. have you ever been heartbroken: nv...why wuld i do dat
4. have you ever broken someone's heart?: ya...haha...but not tooo deep de la
5. have you ever fallen for your best friend?: wth lo...for wad
6. have you ever liked someone but never toldthem: nope
7. are you afraid of commitment: quite....dieeee
10. have you ever had a secret admirer: tink so...someone told me be4...haha...'a'???...so little nia meh...haha....asssssss sia


TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT.
1. love or lust: love
2. hard liquor or beer: hard liquor
3. night or day: night
4. one night stands or relationships: aniting
5. television or internet: internet
6. pepsi or coke: pepsi
7. wild night out or romantic night: aniting
8. colored pictures or black and white: black and white...cooool sia
9. phone or in person: person...u tok to me on phone u will die...hahaha
10. aim or myspace: wad ting again

TEN HAVE YOU EVER.
1. ever been caught sneaking out: no
2. ever skinny dipped: wtf la...my eng sux la
3. done something you regret: always wad
4. ever bungee jumped: no...feel like doin..but tink my shit will come out
5. ever been on a boat: yea
6. ever finished an entire jaw breaker: fark fark fark...my eng sux big time
7. ever wanted someone so badly it hurt: siao...nthing better to do meh
8. ever been caught by your parents with a hickey?: i hate eng!!!
9. ever danced in the rain?: siao...i hate rain...i tend to fall
10.ever loved your ex while you were in a new relationship?: i haf no ex...nbnbnbnb