MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

We wish you a merry christmas we wish u a merry christmas and a happy 
new year...
whahaha...siao...now den wish merry christmas...coool man
I'm back...wooooo...to update on my exciting life....woooooooooo

Yea man...after my "CRAPS!!! REALLY CRAPS!!!" post...i've met up with xy and koon to kbox...isnt dat coool...but nbcb...the room so farking small...dun feel like singing at all...
and i gotten a new phobia on dat day...its called "take-jervin's-car-from-SP-to-town-phobia"
...halfway thru the stupid journey...i feel like peeing sia...and den deres abit of traffic jam evrywhere...nb...i feel like laughin but cant cos my pee sure will come out de...ass la...nearly went
to Istana park's bushes to pee...but luckily PS was nearby...wa...but i tink i dun dare to take jervin car from school to town le

And den its christmas...half of my class went to KK hospital to sing carol for cancer patients on the fri be4 christmas..is dat coool or wad...yea man...wa...i mus say we sing until not bad sia...den wenyi's bro and his gand perform magic dere aso...dats cool..but during our dining time zhengmin was damn noisy la...keep wanting to expose their magic trick...haha...dat is sure something meaningful we had for christmas ...yea man...

Den on christmas eve...met up wif BLG...dey say wan xuan to treat us durian after meeting bei long jie...but nb sia...we cant find her...hahaha...so no durian...den we went to bao lian jie hse to take her clothes...and we tot she gt mahjong but nb...cant find sia...den we take cab to jas hse...and we countdown on christmas...but we countdown twice in the cab..cos xuan's time so farking diff from the others...den at jas hse...we played bridge for almost the whole night la...where gt fun lo...and dey say its a high class game...ass sia...tis kind of game will kill brain cells de...luckily my brain cells were slpin when i was playin...haha...dey are still alive...coool man

den on christmas...meet up wif lao eu, koon, xy and ed...den we went settlers at clarke quay...the food dere not bad la...the games aso not bad la...but ed was vey agitated when playin taboo...where is face turned very red...damn farnie sia...walau...but we have no idea where to go...so we went home ard 10+ which damn early la...haiz...and we most prob nt meetin for countdown for new year..abit sian...and i havin serious cough sia...makin me no appetite..nb...my face sharpening again..nb...i look old sia...ass

To prevent myself from getting old...i have no choice but to learn the forbidden skill called" 返老还童神功"...yea man..i cant tell anyone how to practise to 神功....u noe why?...cos its a forbidden skill...hahaha...yea man..
so i will get younger evryday...
which is not very gd...cos i will be reduce to a baby lo...haha..so i'll shall not practise tis skill too aggressively...cooool man

If only i could be crazy all day long... dats cooooooooooooooool

hmmmm....

i'm getting uglier and uglier...help me

i'm getting more and more enlightened....cool man

i'm getting more and more mad...yea man

i'm cant really understand myself...nvm

i'm cant stop having a feeling of findin someone to kill...whahaha

my autism is getting more and more serious...dats all
 

CRAPS!!! REALLY CRAPS!!!

oooooooooh...i duno wad to blog abt..i jus wan to type so i'm here

cool man...i've been eating clorets for a long time le...so my sperms kept dying
BUT nvm..i'm WEI GE...whahaha...sperms die den reproduce more lo...whahaha

wooo...have been busy with the window display last wk...stay back almost everyday in sch...damn
farking tired..but we are done with dat le...and the end result still not bad sia...wooooo
and dint really meet up with BLG...ya...so..i duno...whahaha
i tink only miss second senior aka bei long jie...nv see her kena suan veri weird...yea man

Just when we tot we could rest...nbcb...CA2 came...cbcbcbcb...walau eh...
duno wat to do for that ..somemore individual...my brain rust for damn long le..
.make me tink so much...later my hair drop sia

if my hair really get lesser hoh...i tink i will curse evry male on earth to have the same amount of hair as me...whahaha...damn fark up...but who cares

my bro brought his PSP back home...finally..and i'm so obsessed with it...play with it whenever i'm free...which is most of the time...hahaha..anyway...told him to only bring back on wkends or else i will waste so much electricity chargin the PSP again and again...ya..not good

In addition, i wish dat my face will remain like how it is now forever...yea man..forevr..even when i'm 150 yrs old...i will still look like how i am now...hahaha...coool man...i jus dun wan to grow old....

i tink being mature is not necessarily a gd ting...being more childish is better...heck others lo...u happy can le...but u dun go make others unhappy la...but u mus make sure u are happy...to survive u mus be  somewhat selfish wad...if u dun agree aso nvm...who cares...i noe i'm getting more immature as day goes by..but i chose to be liddat....i realli dun mind...i striving to be innocent again...haha..cb..innocent
anyway...i'm serious abt nt getting mature...but the innocent part...haha...i duno abt dat...i tink i do know how to act mature..its like damn easy lo...but i jus dun wan...its tiring...ya...so lets all dun grow up....damn gd rite?...yea

tink i've been hearin frm a couple of frens askin me why i dun wan to have a gf...and my explanation is jus so weird to them...hahaha...basically becos LAN LAN the god of laziness is now very dominant inside of me...i cant win it...haha...anyway....ya...relationship tis ting is jus so troublesome for me....findin ways to get along with another person...really not for me...i'm immature wad u expect...den cb...dey will say later become gay...WTF lo...gay aso gt relationship lo...its like normal relationship wad...except maybe more sex and its betwn the same sex...haha..I jus said...i'm too lazy to go into any relationship...i dun care whether gal or guy...i wont consider both...ok la...i will consider if a realli gd gal come...haha...but she jus haven come into my life yet...WTF...i gainin enlightenment soon le...so jus dun come mess me up...haha
to be honest...i dun realli mind that i haven been into any relationship...but it does bother me dat will i be a virgin forevr?...NOOOOOO...i dun wan to be a virgin forevr...hahaha...like damn sianz la...oh fark...i dunno wad i'm writing here now...hahaha...i tink i shuld change topic

Ohya...jerv and peiqi finally together...for quite a while le actualli...haha...ya...so they together le...and so i've lost interest in them le...and evryone...cos i have officially quit my post as a yue lao...i will focus on being my GOD of LAZINESS...who does nth...isnt it jus great...haha...i tink i'm getting more austistic nowadays..i realli wan to coop myself at home...yea man...i'm austistic...but i dun wan to be a virgin...whahaha...

Last ting...i tink....OI OI!!!....KOON+XIN+LAO EU+ED when are we goin to KBOX?....its like so damn long ago since we went...to be honest i forgt when is the last time we went le...so ya...meet up one day sooon....be4 i gain enlightenment and fly to the sky!!!