I NID A JOB!!!

WeeKiat, Weige, Jophiel, Weewee, Justyn: We nid a job!!!
To be precise : WE nid $$!!!

Weekiat: Oh WTF...i have been spendin all my days at home, i cant believe it, i'm rotting!!!

Weige: Yes, precisely...i have nth to do at hm aso..and not to mention i have no money!!!

Justyn: Aiya...jus go and find job lo...den it will solve everyting

Jophiel & Weewee: yalo yalo

Weige: fark sia...not say wan find can find de lo..we holiday one mth nia

Weekiat: i called for 2 jobs le lo...one is a blardy telemarketing which i hate most!!! and the other is not bad...its a promotor for disney fair at JP...i tink it shuld be quite a easy job..but fark sia...the interview is at UBI until 5 30 nia...and i have no idea how to go dere somemore!!! and the gal dat pick up my call keep sayin O-bi O-bi when i ask the add...den resulting me in askin her hw to spell...and it turns out to be UBI...wtf...and deres go 2 jobs..haha

Jophiel & Weewee: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Justyn: well...i jus have to tell u all to continue findin...jus dun give up so easily la...haha....nbcb

P.s. the jophiel and Weewee is nb farking not makin any contribution at all man...i tink dey shuld be expel from heaven...i shuld start considerin to recruit another two...maybe weijie and Joe

YEA MAN

i damn farking happy now...i tink...cos my exam over le...cool man
woooooooooo......cool man...yea man

and U NOE WAT
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deres nth...haha...ultimate not freakin farkin nbcb funnie

Ohya...i finish my exams..its so fast...its like onli 4 days pass...but actualli its 6 days...cool man...yea man

deres like no new good song to learn...david tao song not veri nice..so nv learn...walau...i wan sing...no...i dun wan sing...i duno lehz...yea man
Actualli old songs better hoh...ya...its better...but forgt hw to sing le lehz...how...hmmmm...go kbox sing lo...den can le...ya...i aso tink likewise...yea man

go la go la...go kbox la...i still gt the 2 free student ting sia...haha...but duno expire le ma...like veri long le hoh...ya...damn long le...hope the manager dint get fired...den i tink that free 2 student can apply..yea man

i later goin to watch duno wad breakup show...haha...to celebrate breakup wif examination...haha...i spelt out examination...E.X.A.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N

E xtra
X tra
A ss
M other farker
I diotic
N abei
T amade
I duno
O bese
N othing

SIANZZ!!!

walau...sianzation man. i realli veri sianz. i duno why i so sianz. i very sianz to study. i very sianz to slp. i very sianz to go to sch. i veri sianz to eat. i everyting aso veri sianz.

so from the above scenario.....what has happened to our dear Mr THE FIVE PEOPLE U MEET IN HEAVEN?

And the ans is very simple...... he is suffering from depression yet again!!!

walau...tis depression tis yr come find me alot of time le lo...i wonder why sia!!!

i wonder why i wonder how
lalalalalala blue blue sky
and all that i can see
its just a little lemon tree

yea...i have no mood to do aniting nowadays. and i cant get to slp...wtf
haha...aso i tend to practise my ultimate skill more frequently...i tink is due to the depression

hahaha...actually i am very tired now lo...and my mind like cannot process very well..and i jus type what comes to my mind without editing lo...its like jus type and type...hahaha

walau...i wan to slp lehz...but i cant get to slp...den i nth to do ..aso dun feel like studyin for MC...den jus come here and type tis ting lo

i noe its like damn meaningless...haha...but i onli wan to pass my time ma...so i tink nvm lo....

my eyes damn pain lehz...haha..cos i too tired..oh ya...i can go watch anime lo...walau...waste time here...wtf

L.O.V.E

cool man...i'm back..and i realli wont talk rubbish tis time. i noe i shuldnt be here blogging, i shuld be studyin cos my exam is like 2 days away and i'm dunno aniting yet.
A Voice: " THE TITLE!!!"

Ohya, i came to talk abt my title. haven tot of dat word for a very long time le until recently when i watch the 金三顺 dvd with my family. Its not bad la...quite funny, not a boring show, rather watch tis den the blardy DA CHANG JIN.

Ohya, so korean drama very good at making love story, can make ppl moved de ba, i tink. Well, of cos i wasnt moved, its JUST A SHOW, so jus wan to tell evryone dun bother to cry while watchin a show. hahaha, i duno wad was dat for. Anyway, i realli duno wad i'm goin to say. So i watch the show, den so the show gt thse relationship ting la, it somehow affected me for a few minutes. in dat few minutes, i actualli feel like wanting to go into a relationship, cos it feels great to have someone dat loves u. But of cos i alreadi noe dat be4 watchin the show, its jus dat, i do not haf dat feelin for very long le, so felt quite strange durin dat few mins.

fark man, i realli duno wad i wan to say.

So i goin to tell everyone dat LOVE is a very wonderful ting. LOVE is something dat ALMOST evryone nids. LOVE is something that i noe all my frens nid. LOVE is something dat u ought to fight for it. LOVE is selfish, so u can be a fish monger. (Voice: "not farnie."). LOVE is wad i wan to see everyone ard me has.

Therefore, for evry frens out dere, if u all realli have someone u like, jus go for it, dont hesitate anymore, or u will regret, comfirm plus chop. dont care abt whether u will work out in the end or not, jus go for it. do not ever ting of wad will turn out in the end of the relationship. its the process dat matters, u LOVED someone so much be4, and someone LOVED u so much be4, its jus dat. FARK MAN, tink so much for wad. so jus GO GO, i realli wan to be a yue lao, plSSSSS help me.

P.S. oh fark hell, tis is the most emotional ting i have ever come across. (Voice: "ya...as if.") fark dat voice man! Ohya i noe when anyone see tis entry dey will surely say what abt me...me as in me aka the five ppl u meet in heaven. So its goes like tis. LOVE is a wonderful ting, so like who cares. LOVE is something that almost evryone nids, well i'm the minority. LOVE is something dat i noe all my frens nid, so give all of the LOVE to them la. LOVE is something that u ought to fight for, duh, i dun yearn for it lo, fight waste time nia. LOVE is selfish, fark sia i wan be YUE LAO not a fish monger. (Voice:" u realli tink is funny meh") SO nvm. so dats my reply, i hope it makes sense, like as if i cares!!! but hoh, evryone exam period nw la...so hoh...onli tink abt tis after exam, or else sure die. FARK man, weige jophiel weewee weekiat justyn!!! pls be more hardworking!!! ehhhh, we dun haf tut for iaf...dieeeee

BOY AND GIRL

Boy like Girl. Girl like Boy.
Boy do nothing. Girl do nothning.
Yue Lao awakens. Yue Lao do nothing.
Yue Lao think his power very LI HAI.
Yue Lao power really Li Hai.
Yue Lao think Girl taking initiative.
Yue Lao think Boy very happy.
Yue Lao hope Boy & Girl together w/o him doin anything.



P.S. Cool man...i wrote a short entry, FINALLY. Okay, i actualli wan to write emo entries, but realli duno wad to write so wrote a story instead. Well, i duno if ppl noe who am i talkin abt. but i realli hope the tings yue lao think is true. So tis is not a funny entry ok. tis ain't suppose to funny, its a true story. HAHA, but actualli true story aso can be funny rite..haha...so if u tink its farnie den farnie lo...haha. Cool man, i could nv write in proper sentence. and my P.S. is realli getting abit long, haha. BUt i jus wan to say, the yue lao is actualli me, its quite obvious rite..i tink. i noe the story shuld be abt Boy and Girl as u can see from the title, but the yue lao came out alot of time..haha..like as if he is the lead. but of cos he is not extra, he is farkin damn impt, cos he tinks its becos of his great power the Girl take initiative. WTF, tis is suppose to be a short entry.

GO BUY!!!

haha...i'm back...and i actually have more than one blog entry...i really think its so damn cool. But, walau, my blog is like full with craps lo, nth like the others. Actually, blogs are like diaries, u write your true feelings in them, what happen evryday and how did they affect you. BUT WTF, what am i writing in my blog lo. i dun intend to write an entry today initially, but pighead ask me go write and since i have nothing better to do, i came and i cant believe i type all those things. And i actually spelled out every word except for WTF, but they are still not in proper sentence ..haha...who cares. aniway, i will start to write emotional entries from now on like the others, they will cry man when they read my entries in the future, cooool man.

Okay, i duno why i wrote so much craps, i dint expect i actualli would say so much tings. So i actualli jus wan to say abt my dream ytd. i dreamt abt 4D. in that dream i was reading the newspaper den i rmb me reading the part where the 4Ds were. YA, so i'm writing in this entry to tell u all that i cant rmb what are all those numbers, but i rmb gt alot of 8s and 0s, so go and buy numbers wif 0s and 8s , i tink u will win somehw. so GO BUY!!!

P.S. win le pls split wif me, cos like if u ask for god for numbers u aso need to repay de ma...so if u get the numbers frm me..mus repay aso. BUT if nv win, its jus suay lo, i dun tink u see ppl go beat up the god even if they dint win.

ULTIMATE SKILL

ooooh...jus finish watchin superband...quite a boring finale. The best performance tonite i tink is J3 jazz version of xiao wei, it realli farkin good man. Anyway, i'm not goin to talk abt superband competition in tis entry as u can see in my title, i'm goin to talk abt a ultimate skill aka 蓋世武功 that i have recently mastered after yrs of training.

The ultimate skill is called LIVING IN YOUR OWN WORLD aka LIYOW. This set of skill has actualli nine levels, with increase of each level means that u are getting better in living in your own world. And recently, i have reach the ninth level aka 九重天 of the skill. this is a very profound skill and not many ppl are suitable to learn, they may go bersek aka 走火入魔. i have practise the skill since primary 3 and only after 10 years of endless practise i can attain the ninth level of LIYOW.

i only discovered that i've reached the last level of LIYOW ytd becos of one incident. So the story goes, i went to SP stadium to meet koon cos we are goin to eat sakae sushi later wif xy and eunice and he was dere to give support to his girlfrens. and so i reach dere, called him, den he told me where he is, so i went to look for him. Then, i saw where he is and then the only thing in my mind is to go to where he is standing. So i walk and walk, when i'm near him, he suddenly scold me for being dao. of cos, i was like WTF. And then i tink he pointed to a direction, and dere, only ard 2 meters away frm him was a grp of gals frm my class. Apparently, they have called out my name as i was walkin nearer, but i dint bother abt them, dats why koon scold me for being dao. But in fact, i dint hear aniting, i was onli concentrating on walking to where koon was. And dada, i have finally attained the final level of LIYOW. Cool man.

So if u r interested in LIYOW, pls call my hotline, u noe wads my number, and then i will evaluate to see if u are suitable for the skill be4 u start practising the skill. I wonder what the world will be like if everyone mastered the skills?

THE FIVE PEOPLE U MEET IN HEAVEN

walau...cool sia....my first blog entry in this blog...kao. oh fark. i duno how to write in proper sentence. Anyway, have u notice, its my FIRST blog entry in THIS blog, its not my first blog entry. Sooo, it means that this is not my first time writing a blog entry!!! who can believe that...i wrote a blog be4...i cant realli write in proper sentence...haha..i will try startin from nw.

So now, i will start my first entry by explaining about my blog title. i believe that many is very familarise with that title. Its the one and only storybook that i have really finish reading in seven years. Anyway, i tink its a good story book, and i will encourage more ppl to read it.(oh ya...i'm suppose to lend pig head..but nvm)

So the first person u will meet in heaven, will be weekiat. He is a very nice guy, where he will show u care and concern until u are scared of him. he will treat u very nice until u wish u were dead, but of course, u cant die in heaven. So its somehow jus too bad.

The second person will be called wei ge. he is a very nice guy too. he will teach u the way of life. how u shuld had live ur life,but fark...u r dead alreadi..as if its useful. So bascically, the second person is very boliao, and of cos u wish u were dead again.

OKay, the 3rd and 4th person is Jophiel and weewee. i'm damn lazy to type out all lo, and i dun realli can crap so much, but anyway,they made u feel like commiting suicide. So lets jump to the fifth person.

And so, we have reach the last peron and he is called Justyn for the time being. He is the most enlightened one among the five people. Basically, he will talk of his theory to help u get enlightenment, and ya..he will talk non- stop. thus, u will wish to die again. BUt since he is the last person, u will probably be with him FOREVER...unless he found a new person to talk to.
And so in conclusion, i jus wan to say welcome to heaven!!!

P.S. i realli hope this isn't my one and only entry..cos my last blog onli gt one entry..so dats too bad...but who cares...