THE FIVE PEOPLE U MEET IN HEAVEN

I GOT DRUNK AGAIN!!!

2007-06-06T00:29:00.000+08:00

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo...why did i get myself drunk again...and i jus drank such little amt of alcohol nia....WTF WTF WTF

got drunk 3 times in total in my whole life...like hw coool is dat....fark sia

i'm not goin to drink anymore...not dat i dun like alcohol, its jus dat i shuld stop puttin myself into such vulnerable state...

FARK SIA...i only wan to get high!!!

2007-06-03T16:06:00.000+08:00

ok.....xuan wans me to blog abt tis
so...i've went out wif him four or five times during the past 3 wks...and fark doing NOTHING...ok...except the last outing...we went to midnight kbox...knnb..and we always end up takin cab..and yea...he owns me money!!! whahaha..nb

ohya...and xuan is one suay ass...he jus gt to noe dat he is to enlist on tis thurs...hw coool is dat..yea man...

coopin myself at home most of time...visit the gym 3 times in the past one and a half wk....and yea man...i love workin out sia...and on the 1st visit...i ran 20 mins on the threadmill...is dat coool or wad...for someone who hasnt reallli exercise for 3+ yrs...i covered ard 3 km sia...dats wad the meter showed...haha...i'm damn power...sian sia...one wk left...aso cannot prepare much be4 goin in...shuld have push myself to the gym earlier....knn....

one ex-colleague who i havent spoke to like 1+ yr suddenly talk to me over msn few days ago...haha...and she jus complain to me dat she is sad over her r/s wif her bf...haha...like so farnie la...so long nv talk liao...den tell me tis kind of ting....so i jus try to enlightened her lo...dun realli rmb wad i told her...but she say i'm realli a monk sia...whahaha
anyway...she's havin a bf younger den him...and always dun care her...hahaha...ok...i duno why i laugh
i dun realli tink gals shuld haf a bf younger den herself...and i mean teenagers....adults nvm la...dats becos male teens r generally veri immature(i'm included)...ya...and dey cant take care of ppl de la...but dey jus like to act mature
my sis had a bf 3 yrs younger...and my mum was like dun understand why she go into a r/s with someone so young...but my sis jus say he's young but mature...
but i was tinkin...hw mature can a 17 yr old guy be...haiz...

relationship so mafan...ppl jus wan to find trouble for themselves
yes yes...ppl say when in r/s the sweet part damn nice ma...ya...but hw long it wil last....den in the end...ppl jus cry until dey wan to die when den break up...for wad la...alot of ppl haf alot of exp in r/s le...but whenever dey break up still same ting happen...cry and cry...come on lo...lao jiao liao lehz...shuld noe the rules of the game le ma...dun take it too seriously la

so when u wan to go into a r/s..u mus make sure u r strong enuff la...yes...enjoy the r/s...but break up le...dun cry until wan die la...jus let it go la

O-MI-TUO-FO

2007-05-17T03:04:00.000+08:00

my hair is like growin damn slow...fark
i'm goin to guardian or watson tml to buy Regaine hair tonice
it contains minoxidil...the only proven chemical dat can stimualates hair growth
DAMN COOL LA...lookin for someting dat contains minoxidil for damn long liao...
HAHAHA...too excited until cant slp

2007-05-17T02:45:00.000+08:00

Do You Know That?

teenagers and young adults just cant live a single day w/o tinkin abt luv, includin me, i jus keep tinkin abt tis issue when i haf nth to do, which is nowadays.

i so damn curious abt it cos i jus dun get it, do ppl realli luv each other when r in a relationship and like why do u luv him/her? do u like him/her or do u luv him/her? i do tink luv and like is diff.

the more i tink the more crazy thoughts i haf. i wish to have some sort of powers to let me haf my ans abt luv. i wuld choose a sample grp den use my powers to turn one of the partner of each couple to become ugly all of a sudden or maybe become disabled or disfigured, of cos its just temp. den see hw many couples will continue on. its such a interestin experiment and i'm sure i can get the ans from it, although i more or less know the outcome alreadi.

as u know, ppl who r more unfortunate wif the exteriors tend to have a lesser chance of gettin a taste of what is luv...it is damn true...nobody can deny it...ya...i wont be interested in someone wif a bad exterior. u just wont fall in luv wif dem...no matter hw close dey r as a fren...dey will nv cross the line...tis is life...wad can u do? go for plastic surgery lo. life's unfair, so...

DO TRUE LOVE REALLY EXIST? YES, I BELIEVE. BUT ONLY ONE IN A MILLION COUPLES OR LESSER, I GUESS.

2007-05-03T16:16:00.000+08:00

woooooo..its being nearly one mth le...and i'm finally back
ehhh...i workin now...but deres no work for me to do...nbnbnbnb...hahaha

WELL...nothin happened much durin the past one mth...except dat i gt drunk once..and vomit at maxwell market as well as on myself...so dats quite a nice experience

i dun rmb..wad i want to blog sia...i dun rmb..damn

anyway...huang yi da SUX!!!...i cant stand his singin...he sings like he noes how to sing...but fark sia...he has one of the worst singin technique i ever heard...siao...

ohya...i'm goin for NS on 14 jun..isit coool or wad..nb..of cos its not veri coool...but WTF i still nid to go in...so i'm workin until 12 may..den i can haf one mth to train myself for NS...i hope i will realli train myself sia...but abit lazy

the return of the condor heroes is like damn super nice...woooo...fight fight fight...why ppl nowadays cant fight liddat...can fly here fly dere...den still gt the internal strength...wabiang...i wan to learn all these...wakao

i'm goin to learn internal strength myself...den i will be the 1st person alive to ever noe internal strength..den i will open up a school to teach ppl...whahaha...den i will earn alot alot of money...whahaha...

ohya...i dont get it, i dont get it, i dont get it,...i dun get wad...dat is for u to guess...hahaha

A high salary successful businessman or a low salary carefree person...i duno which is better...i haf such a strong urge to become successful...yet i wan to be carefree...haiz...damn diff to choose sia

Ohya...i have decided to become a monk after i satisfied my urge to be successful and after parents have passed away(touch wood)...i tink it will be 100more yrs be4 dey pass away...yea man...anyway..after my parents have passed away...i shuld haf nthin left to be done le ba...cos when dey r alive..i nid to take care of dem all tis so i cant be a monk..its damn irresponsible...so i will eventuallly be a monk...cool man

i tink getttin into relationship will be a road block for my path to success...so yea man...love is not a neccessity...trust me...

lets all become monk and nuns in the future lehz...enlightened together...haha

2007-04-07T13:56:00.000+08:00

my hair is growin so slow that xy actualli asked me whether i did cut my hair again when she saw me...WTF...and it dint grow thicker...i tot hair is suppose to grow thicker when u cut it...nb...why why why!!!

anyway...i saw a opened XO in the cupboard...and u noe wad...whahaha...i'm goin to apply some to my head when everyone is slpin tonite...whahaha...who noes..my hair may grow at a super duper speed in jus one day...whahaha...but i hope it wont haf any side effect...

my frens and i tink dat my eyebrow is ugly sia...tink i nid to trim lehz...but i have no idea where to trim...anyone noes??? and quite reluctant to trim aso sia...scared anyhow trim den trim until like a gal eyebrow...my eng realli sux rite...but who cares...

walau...sure nobody wan to join WUSHU meh?...sure??? com la..join wif me la...wakao

2007-03-31T01:42:00.000+08:00

我是雨天
而你是太阳耀眼
你不适合出现在我住的灰色世界
我不怕黑
一个人也无所谓
不想和爱有关联

2007-03-31T01:26:00.000+08:00

cb...bleach and naruto is getting better and better...but i tink bleach better...the fights in bleach is better than naruto's....

ooooh...my hair is not growin much sia...i nid to go to my cousin's weddin nxt wk... and i definitely dun wan to go like this...nbnbnb...grow grow grow we love grow..faster grow lehz...walau...depressed sia...and i hope i sept den go into NS...or else my hair aso no time to grow much...yea man

and my work is gettin better...ppl dere r friendly like i mentioned in my previous post...and now even the operation manager is friendly to me le...hahaha...everyone is so friendly...tink this will be my longest job sia..coool sia
and dere r so mani surprises in my office dat i jus recently found out

1. VP has a twin elder sis like me...WTF lo...tis is a first time i've come to know of another unidentical twins...coool sia...but the VP abit dao...kiss my ass...haha...i duno why i wrote dat...anyway..the desperancy in their height is like WOW MAN...one is like 180+ and the other is like 150+...hahaha..i tink

2. my operation manager and sales & marketing manager are husband and wife...WTF...i dint noe la...its Jasmine my colleague who told me i was like kena shocked sia...i dint see them go for lunch together durin my 1st wk lehz...and when i started seein dem goin to luch together on the 2nd wk..i tot my operation manager wanted to jio my sales manager...haha...luckily i dint tell anyone dat...and i dint realise my sales manager is actualli pregnant...WTF

3. Jasmine my colleague..she is only 24...and guess wad...She is married sia!!!..for a few mths liao...WTF..i only knew last fri when a customer asked abt her weddin ring...i was damned shocked la...wa bian eh...full of surprises sia...

ya...dats all la...damn tired...

2007-03-22T00:24:00.000+08:00

Work Work Work is now part of my everyday life...jus work eat slp den work again... its boring but its liddat de wad...so working jus sux...when irritating matters occurs durin work...NBCB...talk nicely...i new receptionist wad...duno anitng la..KNN...of cos i cant talk to dem like tis la...my tone must not change when talkin to those irritatin customers...my tone realli damn calm sia even though i'm fumin inside...coool man...Jasmine (my colleague) was lucky sia...she dint handle the 2 irritatin customers today...haha...den i suay lo...and the cb operation manager...i noe i part time only...but if gt new updates hoh...dun jus tell jasmine la...nb...i workin at the counter also wad...i nid to noe those tings...and u dint even bother to ask jasmine to tell me abt the update...KNN...fark sia...

hahaha...so dats abt work..other den those small irritating tings...other things are goin quite smoothly at work...almost everyone is friendly...except the operation manager...nb

well dats not the main thing i wan to blog abt...the main ting is I WAN TO LEARN WUSHU!!! I WAN TO PLAY WITH THOSE WEAPONS!!!...nb sia...who wans to learn wif me...actualli very long nv tink of learnin le...but i was switchin frm channel to channel today...den i chanced upon EXTREME MARTIAL ARTS...nb sia..its such a cool show la...the show analyse the diff moves of the martial artist and his moves until very technically la...and ya..i duno hw to say..but its damn cool sia...with all those kicks and the weapons...walangeh...i wan to learn sia...asssssssssssssssss

2007-03-18T01:30:00.000+08:00

nb sia...i wan go kbox...and i wan go cycle

i start work for one wk liao...damn fast la...times flies like a bee or maybe a bird or even a plane...u noe its farkin fast...and i dun like it

ehhh...ok i like it when i'm workin...i'm beginning to get used to my workplace and the surroundin le...ok...stressful dere...but nid to be very friendly to the distributors who i see most of dem everyday..and i'm realli lazy to even care abt dem...but no choice service line ma...nb...some of dem damn irritating

oooh...and i have a new colleague le...wish i wish upon when i start dat work...ooooh...newbie and newbie easier to connect sia...nb sia...i suddenly duno wad to write...

ok...i'm readin a book called 'the cult the triad and inspector king'..the story is in singapore de sia...its abt sex violence and clever ppl...hahaha...i was like shocked when i started readin...its a very erotic starting...and its my sis book...hahaha...nb...its my second story book in like 6 or 7 yrs...the first one was THE FIVE PEOPLE U MEET IN HEAVEN...i forgt abt tat story le..haha...and i'm suppose to borrow xuan and eunice like one or so year ago...haha...but i dint...and i found the book le...so i tink it will be in the cupboard for a while more...

ooooh...i nxt wk shuld be able to go kbox liao...workin until 6 nia...coool....nb...i realli dun feel like typin le..i'm goin to mtv123.com to sing song...ohya...the chalet was not bad...i like the cycling part most...i dint expect me to improve so much w/o even practisin...its dat cool or wad...ya so...i realli wan to cyle...nbcb...

I SUX BIG TIME!!!

2007-02-22T02:46:00.000+08:00

yoyoyo...its now for the self hating sessions...yo man yo man...i sux like hell sia i dunno wads goin on wif me...i tink my once-a-while-short-term-depression is coming...siao liao...dieee...i have a big prob sia...i'm a damn farkin difficult person to live with...u noe...i jus sux...i'm jus so selfish...towards anyone...frens or family..its the same...

i am nv a giver or contributor or watever shit...i've always been a reciever...i jus tink dat ppl whom i noe shuld jus treat me well...and i jus take it for granted...yes yes i sux...i jus dun care abt dem...when anyone of dem have any prob...i jus dun care...i dun give it a shit...cos i tink its too troublesome..nbcb...dats how i live my life so far...pathetic la...i nv realli learn how to care or love someone...cos i realli tink its troublesome and tiring...but hoh...sometimes i aso dun care if ppl care abt me...haha...i'm siao one sia...but but the pt is i sux ...i dun like myself sia...i'm sibei authistic!!!...i jus dun feel comfortable wif ppl anymore...dieeee...i dun wan to talk to anyone...dieeee...send me to mental hospital...hahaha...but seriously mental hospital hoh...is realli a gd place where u can cultivate urself to be enlightened i tink i mention in my blog be4...anyway i'm damn not enlightened nowadays

haizzz...i'm changin sia...i hate it when i change...cb...i will get so confuse...aaaah...WTF...i'm changin duno into wad sia...i tink i'm mutating...woooo...wad powers will i get huh?...i wan to fly sia...so when i'm like quarelling wif ppl which is very unlikely to happen...i can jus shoot up into the sky in the middle of the quarrel...as you noe when u are quarellin u will get veri agitated wif all the adrenaline pumpin into ur blood...so when i fly up the sky...the person quarrellin wif me who is very agitated will get a shock...hahaha...den too much adrenaline or blood will be pumped to his/her brain...den the person will faint...hahahahaha...i explained until so long...so i wan to mutate into a person dat can fly or levitate...but i dun wan to have wings...its damn ugly...wooooo...den i will form a mutant force goin ard makin ppl kena shock and faint...hahaha...coool man...yea man

2007-02-19T22:28:00.000+08:00

sibei long nv blog le...wooooo...i'm sibei sianz...i'm very not contended wif my life...but i aso not sure wad i wan to do wif it...sibei sianz ah

Thx to Bao lian deng...i've worked for 2 days since my last paper...i worked at PICO ART sia...dats where Mr David Wong worked ages ago...isnt dat farkin coool..yea man..but the first day sux like hell...we reached the office at 9am...and dere was nthing to do until like 3pm or so...WTF..and dat day we worked until 12.30am...is dat cool or wad...and the nxt day we have to start work at 9am. At first, we are told dat we will be writing tings on the invitation cards..WTF...i onli did dat like only durin the last 3 hrs of my work...we had to do other tings which we took like damn farkin long to do...fark sia...dey not organise one
Anyway, PICO ART is a company reponsible for organisin mani mani big exhibition or trade shows in Singapore...Damn coool la...and dey are always so busy...hmmmm..at least dey r busy durin my 2 days at work dere, but their boss is way too demandin...demanded some ridiculous and needless tings...i forgt wad le...and wan say we slow aso nid to go thru other ppl mouth...nbcb sia...
Anyway...the only colleague who was on the 2 day assignment wif me is Karen, a SMU graduate...she jus graduated so she haven realli start findin any job...heard quite alot abt SMU...quite interestin i tink..but i've forgt wat i've heard le

And den dere was koon bday on 15th feb...ate steamboat...played awhile of mahjong den finally its vodka...tis time we dint drink finish...i tink we drank abt 3/4 nia...maybe liqour capacity increased le ba...the vodka dint realli have much effect on my brain...haha..i was not realli high onli abit blur...but i'm contented le...cos if i were to drink more even if i nv get high i aso will vomit...but anyway i like hard liquor!!! and xuan was sayin gt one beer call hold island or wadever shit is nice sia...but i cant find...fark fark fark...i wan try!!!

And den its CNY..gong xi gong xi gong xi ni...fark i hate CNY...cos i see most of my relatives once a yr...den i do not feel anyting towards dem at all...so i dun see any point in visiting dem...but of cos first day i have to go bai nian...but on the 2nd day...i jus continue slpin and heck anyone who ask me to go bai nian...haha...sibei bad sia...but who cares...so went to watch EPIC movie with xuan and jas...2nd row sux and well paisae for askin dem watch tis stupid shit...where are thse lame tings dat can be found in SCARY MOVIES...but gt one ting quite farnie..deres alot of kids watchin the show and deres is actualli some mature contents but not R-RATED contents in the movie...so haha...their parents mus be regretting...hahahahahahahhahahaha

ANYWAY...BLESS ME IN FINDING A NICE JOB SOON!!!

2007-02-02T18:38:00.001+08:00

HAHAHA....i have the cooooooolest cursor on earth!!!

...U JUST WONDER WHY...

2007-02-02T18:35:00.000+08:00

2007-01-30T00:43:00.000+08:00

Your Birthdate: November 10

You don't just believe in love at first site - you've experienced it.
You develop crushes pretty easily, but keeping your interest is another matter!
You are very prone to love - hate relationships.

Number of True Loves You'll Have: 2

Number of Times You'll Have Your Heart Broken: 2

You are most compatible with people born on the 1st, 10th, 19th, and 28th of the month.

What Does Your Birth Date Mean For Your Love Life?

true true true...i hate relationships..its so mafan...and i'm too lazy....whahaha
What the hell...coool man coool man...i know alot of ppl waiting for the pic but i haven upload the pic to my comp yet...so be patient

oooh...so far....one wans to love and two wan to be loved...coool man
i waited damn long for a reply...but thnx to 3 who replied...i nid it for my research findings
hmmmm....i tink wenyi aka kiwi aka apple tink too deeply le...abt the pei yang stuff...lol
anyway...i will choose to be loved...actualli i can only be loved...i have the inability to love others
whahaha...like some freak sia...but is true la...i cant develop any feelin or interest in anyone ....
why huh...i aso dun wan to tink...damn lazy sia

u noe wad...although i'm lazy to think abt sch stuffs and relationships...but i jus cant stop thinkin about other stuff...ok...abt whether
i should control my emotions so strictly...abt what is God realli doin...and stuffs u can nv tot of...so i was tinking again...
Isit becos i tink too much den my brain cells over active den causing blood and nutrients from the nearest point which is my head to be transferred to my brain.becos of the lack of blood and nutrients... dats why my hair grow so slowly...and dat i'm experiencin hair loss...nbcb sia

Den how what i can do...i wan my hair grow more and faster...but i cant stop my brain from tinking...even be4 i sleep i will keep tinkin abt someting for at least 1 hr plus...WTF
Help me!!!..i tink i look old becos of my hair...ppl with more hair will look 10 years younger...so dat means dat i look 10 yrs older and i look like 30yrs old now...whahaha...fark sia...
my 返老还童神功 not workin...pls...anyone with secret formula pls supply me...i'm in desperate need for it...

Finally....Congrats to Ben Shupin Jervin for entering into the Finals for their MMIT project!!!

2007-01-19T01:26:00.000+08:00

do you know that school is coming to an end soon...one more presentation...
2 more CA and 2 more final exam papers...is dat coooool or wad?
i duno...not so cool i tink...feel quite happy that i'm leaving sch and graduating
but on the other hand... jus dun realli feel like moving on

i cant tink of any farnie tings to blog sia...my entries nowadays not crappy at all
damn sianz....duno why nth to crap
but gt one sad ting...dat is the recent kbox session...my singin sux like hell dat day
i duno wad i'm doin lo...but nvm...i tink my throat having prob...hahaha...yea man

hahaha...i jus told jas to tell bao lian jie dat darren kena voted out...actualli i duno who was voted out...but i jus wan to make bao lian jie go crazy...haha...and jas say bao lian jie cryin...duno real or not...and i jus found out dat darren and Diya got to the finals

i was watchin the 9pm show on channel 8
den tot of one question

Qn: Would you be with someone whom u love (but he/she dun love u)
or
someone who loves u (but u dun love him/her)?

u can only choose one...i doin a quick survey on tis and so pls... everyone can jus tag ur ans
i will tag my ans aso soon...when i tot of the answer
thank you for cooperation...hope to see u again

???

2007-01-07T02:06:00.000+08:00

u noe what..i was thinking a few days ago about which is the real me?

i behave differently with my family compared to with BLG

i behave differently with XY KOON EU ED compared to my family

i behave differently with BLG compared to XY KOON EU ED

i behave differently when i'm alone

so which is the real me?...or none is the real me?
...am i right to behave differently with different ppl?
i admit dat i hide certains aspects when i'm with diff ppl..so wad
so it isnt the real me when i hide tings
maybe the real me like to hide tings...hahaha

well...wtf...i tink all is the real me ba...duh...i've split personalities for god sake

and i have a feeling that depression season is coming soon..ooooooh

reflections!!!

2007-01-02T00:53:00.000+08:00

i'm so farking boring now...and i've nth to do...
i need to wait for hunter x hunter to load...ass sia...internet connection still quite slow
so while waiting i'm goin to do some reflection on myself...which is quite coooooool!!!

1. why am i always at home even when i feel like goin out?

tis is so stupid...i cant believe i'm doin tis...but hunter x hunter still haven load finish

ok...why?...its becos i'm always waiting for people to ask me go out,
its only once in a blue moon that
i ask ppl to go out...not very good i suppose..so for the new year...
i will try to take initiative to ask ppl
to go out

2. why do i have no money

tis is so farking easy....its becos i'm to lazy to work!!!...simply asss man
another point need to change man

3. why am i feeling so empty

its so easy also...becos i'm to lazy to have emotions....damn sia...
so for the new year i will try to get
angry and get sad also...coool man

ooooooh....dats all for my reflections...yea man...
cos my hunter x hunter load finish le...signing off for now

MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR

2006-12-30T17:40:00.000+08:00

We wish you a merry christmas we wish u a merry christmas and a happy
new year...
whahaha...siao...now den wish merry christmas...coool man
I'm back...wooooo...to update on my exciting life....woooooooooo

Yea man...after my "CRAPS!!! REALLY CRAPS!!!" post...i've met up with xy and koon to kbox...isnt dat coool...but nbcb...the room so farking small...dun feel like singing at all...
and i gotten a new phobia on dat day...its called "take-jervin's-car-from-SP-to-town-phobia"
...halfway thru the stupid journey...i feel like peeing sia...and den deres abit of traffic jam evrywhere...nb...i feel like laughin but cant cos my pee sure will come out de...ass la...nearly went
to Istana park's bushes to pee...but luckily PS was nearby...wa...but i tink i dun dare to take jervin car from school to town le

And den its christmas...half of my class went to KK hospital to sing carol for cancer patients on the fri be4 christmas..is dat coool or wad...yea man...wa...i mus say we sing until not bad sia...den wenyi's bro and his gand perform magic dere aso...dats cool..but during our dining time zhengmin was damn noisy la...keep wanting to expose their magic trick...haha...dat is sure something meaningful we had for christmas ...yea man...

Den on christmas eve...met up wif BLG...dey say wan xuan to treat us durian after meeting bei long jie...but nb sia...we cant find her...hahaha...so no durian...den we went to bao lian jie hse to take her clothes...and we tot she gt mahjong but nb...cant find sia...den we take cab to jas hse...and we countdown on christmas...but we countdown twice in the cab..cos xuan's time so farking diff from the others...den at jas hse...we played bridge for almost the whole night la...where gt fun lo...and dey say its a high class game...ass sia...tis kind of game will kill brain cells de...luckily my brain cells were slpin when i was playin...haha...dey are still alive...coool man

den on christmas...meet up wif lao eu, koon, xy and ed...den we went settlers at clarke quay...the food dere not bad la...the games aso not bad la...but ed was vey agitated when playin taboo...where is face turned very red...damn farnie sia...walau...but we have no idea where to go...so we went home ard 10+ which damn early la...haiz...and we most prob nt meetin for countdown for new year..abit sian...and i havin serious cough sia...makin me no appetite..nb...my face sharpening again..nb...i look old sia...ass

To prevent myself from getting old...i have no choice but to learn the forbidden skill called" 返老还童神功"...yea man..i cant tell anyone how to practise to 神功....u noe why?...cos its a forbidden skill...hahaha...yea man..
so i will get younger evryday...
which is not very gd...cos i will be reduce to a baby lo...haha..so i'll shall not practise tis skill too aggressively...cooool man

If only i could be crazy all day long... dats cooooooooooooooool

hmmmm....

2006-12-16T00:33:00.000+08:00

i'm getting uglier and uglier...help me

i'm getting more and more enlightened....cool man

i'm getting more and more mad...yea man

i'm cant really understand myself...nvm

i'm cant stop having a feeling of findin someone to kill...whahaha

my autism is getting more and more serious...dats all

CRAPS!!! REALLY CRAPS!!!

2006-12-05T00:23:00.000+08:00

oooooooooh...i duno wad to blog abt..i jus wan to type so i'm here

cool man...i've been eating clorets for a long time le...so my sperms kept dying
BUT nvm..i'm WEI GE...whahaha...sperms die den reproduce more lo...whahaha

wooo...have been busy with the window display last wk...stay back almost everyday in sch...damn
farking tired..but we are done with dat le...and the end result still not bad sia...wooooo
and dint really meet up with BLG...ya...so..i duno...whahaha
i tink only miss second senior aka bei long jie...nv see her kena suan veri weird...yea man

Just when we tot we could rest...nbcb...CA2 came...cbcbcbcb...walau eh...
duno wat to do for that ..somemore individual...my brain rust for damn long le..
.make me tink so much...later my hair drop sia

if my hair really get lesser hoh...i tink i will curse evry male on earth to have the same amount of hair as me...whahaha...damn fark up...but who cares

my bro brought his PSP back home...finally..and i'm so obsessed with it...play with it whenever i'm free...which is most of the time...hahaha..anyway...told him to only bring back on wkends or else i will waste so much electricity chargin the PSP again and again...ya..not good

In addition, i wish dat my face will remain like how it is now forever...yea man..forevr..even when i'm 150 yrs old...i will still look like how i am now...hahaha...coool man...i jus dun wan to grow old....

i tink being mature is not necessarily a gd ting...being more childish is better...heck others lo...u happy can le...but u dun go make others unhappy la...but u mus make sure u are happy...to survive u mus be somewhat selfish wad...if u dun agree aso nvm...who cares...i noe i'm getting more immature as day goes by..but i chose to be liddat....i realli dun mind...i striving to be innocent again...haha..cb..innocent
anyway...i'm serious abt nt getting mature...but the innocent part...haha...i duno abt dat...i tink i do know how to act mature..its like damn easy lo...but i jus dun wan...its tiring...ya...so lets all dun grow up....damn gd rite?...yea

tink i've been hearin frm a couple of frens askin me why i dun wan to have a gf...and my explanation is jus so weird to them...hahaha...basically becos LAN LAN the god of laziness is now very dominant inside of me...i cant win it...haha...anyway....ya...relationship tis ting is jus so troublesome for me....findin ways to get along with another person...really not for me...i'm immature wad u expect...den cb...dey will say later become gay...WTF lo...gay aso gt relationship lo...its like normal relationship wad...except maybe more sex and its betwn the same sex...haha..I jus said...i'm too lazy to go into any relationship...i dun care whether gal or guy...i wont consider both...ok la...i will consider if a realli gd gal come...haha...but she jus haven come into my life yet...WTF...i gainin enlightenment soon le...so jus dun come mess me up...haha
to be honest...i dun realli mind that i haven been into any relationship...but it does bother me dat will i be a virgin forevr?...NOOOOOO...i dun wan to be a virgin forevr...hahaha...like damn sianz la...oh fark...i dunno wad i'm writing here now...hahaha...i tink i shuld change topic

Ohya...jerv and peiqi finally together...for quite a while le actualli...haha...ya...so they together le...and so i've lost interest in them le...and evryone...cos i have officially quit my post as a yue lao...i will focus on being my GOD of LAZINESS...who does nth...isnt it jus great...haha...i tink i'm getting more austistic nowadays..i realli wan to coop myself at home...yea man...i'm austistic...but i dun wan to be a virgin...whahaha...

Last ting...i tink....OI OI!!!....KOON+XIN+LAO EU+ED when are we goin to KBOX?....its like so damn long ago since we went...to be honest i forgt when is the last time we went le...so ya...meet up one day sooon....be4 i gain enlightenment and fly to the sky!!!

haizzz...

2006-11-23T23:35:00.000+08:00

Well.....

i have to kill someone

who is available for me to kill...pls jus tag and let me noe

thank you very much

MIXED ENTRIES(2)

2006-11-21T15:35:00.000+08:00

1. i did so many personality test...whahaha...i'm mad man...
    mad man...da da da da da da da...mad man...
    but quite fun doin all those...haha

2. Boy and Girl together
    Yue Lao saw Boy Girl hold hands
    Yue Lao and frens followed them w/o being discovered

    Boy and Girl together
    Yue Lao nbcb happy
    Yue Lao power level up
    Yue Lao currently at level 10

3. I do believe in Love
    I do not believe in myself falling in love with anyone

    I do believe in Love
    I do not believe i'm able to love anyone

    I do believe in Love
    I do not believe in eternity love

    I do believe in Love
    I do not believe anyone can give me the feeling i had a long long time ago

    I do believe in Love
    I do not believe it will have anything to do with me

    I do believe in Love
    I'm jus too lazy to think of such a complicated thing...whahaha

4. LAN LAN...the GOD of LAZINESS
    A new split personality of me
    Too Lazy to think
    Too Lazy to talk
    Too Lazy to eat
    Too Lazy to get angry
    Too Lazy to be sad
    Too Lazy to care about others

5. Liang shan bo yu Ju li Ye
    is really nice...oooooooh
   Goin kbox on fri with my "family" ..waited for so long le..finally
   think its goin to be fun...cooooool sia
   Hope that dere wont be any change of plan...or i will find someone to kill

2006-11-17T18:14:00.000+08:00

You Are The Hulk

Super strong and super scary, you were never meant to be a superhero.
You're not really into saving the world. And the world better get out of your way.

What Superhero Are You?

2006-11-17T18:11:00.000+08:00

Your Mood Ring is Light Blue

Emotions mixed
Unsettled
Cool

Mood Ring Generator

2006-11-17T17:49:00.000+08:00

Your Life Is Worth...

$1,098,000

How Much Is Your Life Worth?

2006-11-17T17:33:00.000+08:00

Your Ideal Relationship is Polyamory

You want to have your cake... and everyone else's.
Which isn't a bad thing, if everyone else gets to eat too!
You're too much of a free spirit to be tied down by a traditional relationship.
You think relationships should be open and free, with few restrictions.

What's Your Ideal Relationship?

2006-11-17T17:31:00.000+08:00

Your Vampire Name Is...

Attila of the Damned

What's Your Vampire Name?

2006-11-17T17:25:00.000+08:00

Your Inner Blood Type is AB!

Your personality is hard to define - you're very unconventional.
And even if your personality could be defined, it would be completely different next week!
Outgoing and shy, sensitive and thoughtless, you tend to have a very split personality.
This makes you unpredictable. You can be a total angel - and a total devil.

You are most compatible with: everyone!

Famous Type AB's: Jackie Chan and Marilyn Monroe

What's Your Inner Blood Type?

WAD?!

2006-11-15T00:11:00.000+08:00

haloooooooo evryone i'm back...been very lazy to blog...haha...

u noe WAD...MAR is a nice anime and u all shuld go and watch..its call marchen awakens romance...to be honest i duno wad is the meanin of the title...and deres no romance in the anime..haha...u noe wad isit abt?
yes man...its about fightin...coool man...fight fight...wad weapons arms nature arms guardian arms darkness arms holy arms and BAPPO or BABBO...dun rmb..hahaha...BABBO...u noe wad is dat or nt..haha...anyway deres an arm in tat show dats is call BAPPO...go watch and u noe wad am i talkin abt...whahaha

u noe WAD...i've been so lazy to use my brain dat i tink my brain is goin to rust pretty soon...i sometimes cant process tings in my head...even some simple msg...
my sis ask to borrow my phone...den i say ok...den my head jus look left and right..ok...dat action seems like i am lookin for the phone..but actualli my head is blank man...i duno wad the hell i was doin...and after a few seconds den my sis point at my phone...and u noe where isit...its jus right infront of me...hahaha...so funny!!!...i tink dat is the side effect of learnin LIYOW...wa...so dangerous sia...i tink its a demonic skill...hahaha

u noe WAD...i am a blur COCK...haha...COCK...ok...since nowadays its either very sunny or its raining...so i've not been walkin to the station..so i'm takin bus to admiralty station nowadays...so i've taken the bus for ard 5 times le...nbcb...i like for 2 or 3 times press the bell one bus stop be4 i rch the station...and ya...nb...i have to alight cos i'm the one who pressed the bell...i dun dare to say paisae press too early...cos no one alights at tat bustop..den the bus have to stop jus becos i've pressed too early...ahhhh...cb...den i have to walk to the station..its freakin hot la...den i will always scold myself...hahaha..so funny...but i'm pissed when dat happens

u noe WAD...i shuld stop practisin my LIYOW...cos deres side effects...hahaha...i cant stop living in my own world...even durin my tests...hahaha...i tink of the ans..den halfway...i will like daydream...and nbcb...waste alot of time...hahahaha
..so ya...shuld stop practisin...

AND u noe WAD...deres nth more...ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ...NOW I NOE MY ABC...LA LA LA LA LA LA LA

MIXED ENTRIES

2006-10-19T23:46:00.000+08:00

waaaaaaaaaaaa....farkers...i have so much to blog sia...dats why its mixed entires...it will haf so much entries....hahahaha

First of all, regarding to my previous entry, as requested by the person whom i dun wish to look like, his name is YAOHUA...ya...he said dat i shuld jus mention his name...and so i did...halo...yaohua...i mention ur name le...i hope dat pls u le...ok...nxt

cb...i forgt wad i wan to write le...

Ohya...i now researching on HAIR GROWTH JUTSU...for those who doesnt noe wad is jutsu(its a japanese word...i noe japanese sia..nb)...it simply refers to technique...well i haven gt any clue yet...cos i tink i nid to find orochimaru first cos he is a sanin who is very specialised in forbidden techniques...and i tink Hair Growth Jutsu is a forbidden jutsu

WHY???

Becos if its a normal jutsu, the 3rd HOKAGE wuld haf used it since his hairline is like so far up his head la...whahaha...so farnie...i tink only thse who watch naruto noes what the fark am i talkin abt...haha...so if u wan to noe wad am i talkin abt...go watch naruto..ok...next

AND NOW...i'm goin to reveal 2 神功 dat i have jus discovered

1st 神功

耳边风神功

its smting similar to LIVING IN YOUR OWN WORLD(LIYOW)but its not the same...dats why its jus similar la...hahaha...cb...in LIYOW u completely shut out frm the real world...which is jus so farkin easy since i had completed LIYOW...but in 耳边风神功 u cannot completely shut out...u nid to leave a certain conciousiness with the real world...so when somebody is scoldin u..u can jus use the 耳边风神功...den when he scold u will feel like dere is breeze air passin by ur ears...and u will feel damn song...tis part is similar to LIYOW..but dats nt the end...dere will be a point where the scolder will make a concludin sentence and ask if u had heard wad he say...but if u r executing LIYOW u will not be able to respond..but it will be a diff story with 耳边风神功...when u r executing 耳边风神功 u will not hear wad he scold or say at the beginning BUT when he ask the question whether if u have heard wat he said...u will somehw hear dat and give a quick response...YES!!! No doubt the scolder will haf no doubt wif ur reply...whahaha...marvellous skill...marvellous superhero...hahaha

2nd 神功

答非所问神功

This is a powerful 神功 dat will cause ppl to become crazy and so execute when ONLY neccesary...and in addition jus to state tis is a 神功 inspire by my lecturer Mr SEE TOH...the incident goes like tis..in MMIT lab session Mr See Toh wan us to log into BB but we were unable to log in our comp...and so we jus report to him sayin dat we cant log in to our comp...and U NOE WAD!!! he jus said: " nvm...jus log in to the BB." and so we told him our prob again...and he gave us the same reply...WTF is wif him la...nbcb...but still thanks to him for inspirin me and my student apple for comin up wif this 神功...i now haf a new way of drivin ppl go crazy...whahaha
Anyway, tis 神功 jus work in a way where u jus reply a completely different ting frm wad is being asked...for example
QNs: HAve u eaten?
ANs: Oh my God...i tink i had the greatest S.e.x las time!!!

FEEL SO GOOOD!!!

2006-10-15T15:34:00.000+08:00

Wa...so long nv blog le...u noe wad...i feel goood...oh baby i feel so good now...coool man....

i duno why...i jus feel so good now...

i tink is becos i met up wif my "family" on last fri le ba

Ohya...a big big SORRY to my 徒弟 for not goin to her bday dinner last fri...cos i was booked by my "family" 1st...haha...family come 1st ma

well...on last fri...we went out becos lao eu has something to discuss..ya...so i shall not elaborate wad isit...but we had a nice dinner at fish wharves@clarke quay...well the fish and chips was nice...but the fries abit sucky...ooooh...but overall still not bad la...fish and chip + drinks ard $10 quite oK la...i tink dey used COD fish...and it was realli BIG

OK...so after clarke quay...we went to one 木船 cafe...its a cafe@ clarke quay aso...well its not bad dere...frm mon to sat evryday gt ppl perform de...but abit ex la...$15 includin one drink...but the drink quite big servin aso...hahaha...we had a BIG day sia...so dere were 2 singers dere...well...i wuld say their singin not bad only la...but the way dey played the electric guitar...COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL... i wan learn sia...haha...so it was quite fun dere...but lao eu and i prefer HARK music cafe...duno abt koon and xin...

well it was fun meetin dem...we shuld realli meet up more often..but try not to spend too much evrytime we meet up...whahaha

And lastly i wan to talk abt my new hairstyle...u noe wad...i realli like it sia...cos its so short...so damn cooling la...but i dun like it when one person is near me...cos ppl will tink i look like him...AND I DUN WAN...KNNBCCB...i prefer to look like QUNJIE...haha...BYE BYE

ASYLUM

2006-10-05T00:44:00.000+08:00

coooool man...i'm back

u noe what...i wan to go to asylum...and like maybe have a holiday dere...away frm evryting and evryone...isnt dat jus so coooool

cos in the asylum rite...i dun tink ppl dere will hide their feelings or watever..dey will jus show out their emotions de ba...and dey wont aso judge u rite?
so isnt dat jus so perfect for ppl to stay...u can be like so carefree dere

haha...ya...i noe i sux...cos i cant realli live in a stressful world...where i nid to care abt so mani tings sia...it realli hinder my 修行 lo...derefore delayin my time to enlightenment...whahaha...bullshit lo

Anyway, asylum is realli very suitable for me...cos i tink in dere i will actualli find someone wif the same mindset as me...den finally i can get a REALLI gd fren...can u believe it...my REALLI gd fren is suppose to be in the asylum...haha

being in the real world, u jus cant be realli happy, u noe wat...i'm actualli an extreme introvert case lo...thus i realli dun feel like talkin much of the time...i dun even wan to interact wif anyone lo...but HELLO u cant do dat...u jus nid to talk to ppl...or else u will be labelled a "LONER"...wth...i dun realli mind dat...haha...but u noe i gt grp projects de lo...i nid to mix well wif ppl den u noe when we discuss tings it will be better...den u will not end up keepin quiet and not contributing at all...ya...i sux man

Ya...so i tink very long time nv meet up wif my "family" le...dats why so stress up...wif the 'Da JIE' ard...we always will feel happy de...cos we will always suan him de...so fun...hahaha...we built happiness on others' miseries...coool sia

P.S. HAHA...asylum is realli cool man...gt one pub in clarke quay aso call asylum (walau...alcohol long time nv drink le lo)...and although i dun like to interact wif ppl...but havin frens is realli a wonderful ting...but true frens realli hard to seek...especially if u are too special...like me lo...i'm gainin enlightenment soon

DIEEEEEEEEE!!!

2006-09-27T22:24:00.000+08:00

u noe wad...i tink i'm dead...and seriously dead

Actualli, i'm realli serious abt going thru the path to enlightenment...oh fark...tis sounds stupid...but holy fark...tis is true OKAY!!!

BUT!!! the more i 修练 ...the stranger i get...haha...tis sounds realli stupid....but i also duno hw strange i am...but i jus noe i'm strange...

So ya...im dead!!! the more i 修练, the more i am lost...i duno wad i shuld do most of the time...and i realli wan to shut myself away frm evryone...and live happily ever after...hahaha

HAHA..i haf realli wrote some nonsensical stuff...anyway...maybe dats one of the hurdle i nid to pass to get enlightenment...so well...jus forget abt it and continue to 修行 ba...whahaha...i'm dead!!!

P.S. Actualli if anyone wans to gain enlightenment u can jus contact me...and i will jus brief u on the curriculum of my 修行.

武功

2006-09-23T15:47:00.000+08:00

ooooooooooh shiiiiiiiiiit...u noe hw i've been affected by previous post...i'm so into wu xia tings nw...aaaaah!!!!

Anyway, i was tinking whether qing gong( 轻功 )exist...i tink they shuld have existed be4 rite...or else nobody will actualli like include it in evry wu xia story rite.
for example like witchcraft actualli do exist rite...so they eventualli make it to lots and lots of movies and stories...therefore, i truely believe that qing gong had has existed before ba den it gt lost somewhere dwn the drain..but i still believe dere is some 世外高人 somewhere who actualli noe qing gong...pls let me meet this 世外高人 one of tis days...

u noe dat martial arts nowadays are like so borin...dey r so full of patterns nia...kao...so boring...booooooo...ok..but i noe some r realli powderful..so ya...who cares...the ppl who noes the real 武功 in the past are den powerful sia...and their martial are far more interesting...when dey learn one particular 武功 hoh...walau eh...dey nid to go thru different level de lo...den dey will finally rch the highest level of the skill den they become realli powerful...most prob it will be the ninth level aka 第九层 aka 九重天...dun u tink its like so damn cooooooool...and dey will have those secrect manual for veri high level skills....coool sia

Do u noe that wad is the most impt foundation to be a realli good martial artist in the past....u noe? u noe?...duno rite...kao ah..go bang wall!!!...its 内功 aka internal strength...so if u haf a farkin strong 内功...u bang the wall the wall will aso collapse 1st...whahaha...so isnt it fun?...damn farkin cooooool...actualli 内功 is realli very useful sia...even if u are very skinny or watever...if u have strong 内功...u can even carry an elephant...whahaha...dats too 夸张...hmmmmm...lets jus say u can carry realli heavy objects so its jus damn coool...and den u can jus shoot ur 内功 ard...and tings will jus go explode or wadever...whahaha...damn cool sia...so ya...i tink i will start practising my internal strength 1st...cooooooooool

P.S. jUs to inform u all that actualli 轻功 is realli very useful...like for example u cross the road u dun nid to wait for the traffic light...u can like jus fly over...u dun nid to waste time...AND AND when u wan go out u dun nid walk to the lift and like waste time waiting...jus fly dwn frm ur window la...whahaha

3 THINGS

2006-09-14T14:58:00.000+08:00

First thing

Gotta my result ytd...well...it sux...my sem GPA is lower than 3 yet again...although dint affect my Cul GPA...i'm still dissapointed...aiya...who to blame...myself la..fark sia

Second thing

u noe wad...i'm not emotionless...hello..i felt sad when i saw my results lo...u call dat emotion man...whahahaha....dats coooooool...fark sia

Third thing

regarding my previous post, WEAPONS!!! i realli like to have alot of weapons in my hse...and i dun mean chopper or penknife...i mean sword spear sabre and bla bla bla...so my future home will haf thse things...so mus save $$ nw to buy thse tings...and u noe wad...i tot of it le...all the weapons will be in my room...i wont place them at the living room or watevr places
u noe why...i was tinkin of such a ting happening:

Late at night, i will be slping soundly in my room
Den......a burglar break into my hse and i will be awaken by the sounds he make
den...haha...i will pick a weapon in my room...lets say a sabre
den...i will open my door and go to the living room and try to hide the sabre behind me
(pls note...there will be no weapon for the burglar to pick...haha...i dun put my weapons in the living room)
Ok...so the burglar will see me...and den take out his small pitiful penknife...and say: GIVE ME ALL UR VALUABLES
den i will say: U MEAN THIS? (den i will take out the sabre)
the burglar will den look at my sabre and look at his penknife...den he will run away...but i realli hope he will stay and fight with me using the penknife
WHAHAHA...actualli dats bascially the reason why i wan to place all the weapons in my room....

FARK FARK FARK...武器万岁

EMOTIONAL ENTRY...yea!!!

2006-09-12T14:45:00.000+08:00

OK...i'm goin to start by warnin that tis is a very emotional entry...and i'm realli serious!!!

hmmmm...actualli i duno izit emotional or not...becos the topic i wan to discuss is that I HAVE NO EMOTIONS!!! ya...so nt veri sure if its appropriate to say that this is a emotional entry...oh fark...jus get on with it!!!

So i wan tinking...i was a cry baby when i was young...be4 pri 5...i tink...i actualli cry over the slightest tings...ya...THE SLIGHTEST TINGS!!! i rmb once my bro's fren keep wanting to take a photo of me...stickin the camera to my face...ok ..guess wad...i cried...nbnbnb...i duno why i did dat...i jus cried wherever whenever however...haha..wtf...anyway i mean i always cry at hm or at sch...

And so at 1998, i shift hse to where i am nw...so i change sch...and i told myselfi wun cry at sch anymore...and since i nv cried in sch again...but i still cry at home...whahahaha

since 2003/2004...i duno which one la...i forgt...anyway...nobody has ever see me cry be4 again...and i hardly get angry cos i tink its waste of energy...so i jus calm myself dwn evrytime i buay song...AND U NOE WAT..evryone shuld do dat lo...when u r angry...u farkin hell shuld shut ur mouth or u will regret man.
Ohya...and so i did cry occasionally when i'm alone...but not more den 5 times is becos i sad..its becos i felt dat i very long time nv cry le...so i play thse very sad songs and listen until i cry...oh fark...i noe its stupid...but realli long time nv cry very sianz lehz...but i failed most of the time...cos i feel like laughin when i do dat...whahahaha
So ya...i haf no much emotions...i can go become assasin le...cool man..u noe...i tink assasins are cool man...dey can move like duno wat the hell lo...i wish i can move like dat...ohYa...i like weapons alot..nxt time my home will be full of weapons...any kind of weapons...oooooh...i wish dat my BDAY present is a real samurai sword...dats the 1st weapon i will buy...hahaha...cool man...

I dun feel sad, happy, angry most of the time...i'm jus so in control so i tink i'm dead...i'm a zombie...haha...but accordin to pighead:

ZOMBIE> dead + no emotions
Vempire> alive(cos its a kind of creature not like zombie) + haf emotions

So i'm alive and have no emotions...den i'm wad...nbnbnb...i cant get over wif tis

Oh ya...well i duno...if its good or nt like tis...but i tink alot of ppl may be envy of me...cos i haf not much feelings too...i'm serious...ehhh...duno lehz...i tink maybe i'm realli close to enlightenment le...wish me good luck...fark off

TENS

2006-09-10T15:25:00.000+08:00

TEN EMOTIONS.

1. are you missing someone right now: nope...nb...no one to miss..damn cham
2. are you happy: duno..i haf no emotions...haha
3. are you talking to anyone right now: noooooooooooo
4. are you bored: nt realli...naruto gt so mani episodes...oooooh
5. are you german: no
6. are you brazilian: no
7. are you french: ya...french sounds coool
8. are you Italian: no
9. are your parents still married: yea man
10. do you like someone right now: nooooo...nb...no one to like...cham*2

TEN FAVORITES.

1. televison show: i duno
2. flower: cbcbcb...flowers sux big time
3. color: black, white, blue
4. sport: duno
5. mall: duno
6. music: duno la....kao
7. food: dun realli like to eat...dieeeeeee
8. drink: plain water
9. animal: pig, eagle, crow, tiger, snake, bat
10. country: duno

TEN FACTS.
1. hometown: singapore
2. hair color: black
4. hair length: cb...dun ask so much abt my hair
5. eye color: very very very dark brown
6. shoe size: nv knew
7. mood: i haf no emotions...haha...i'm a zombie
8. orientation: wad ting?...i yr 3 le..no nid orientation
9. available?: yayaya...who wans me??? more den one aso can
10. lefty/righty: right la...cb

TEN THINGS ABOUT YOUR LOVE LIFE.
1. have you ever been in love: tink so...but nt in relationship
2. do you believe in love: duh...i'm yue lao...for hell sake
3. have you ever been heartbroken: nv...why wuld i do dat
4. have you ever broken someone's heart?: ya...haha...but not tooo deep de la
5. have you ever fallen for your best friend?: wth lo...for wad
6. have you ever liked someone but never toldthem: nope
7. are you afraid of commitment: quite....dieeee
10. have you ever had a secret admirer: tink so...someone told me be4...haha...'a'???...so little nia meh...haha....asssssss sia

TEN THINGS: THIS OR THAT.
1. love or lust: love
2. hard liquor or beer: hard liquor
3. night or day: night
4. one night stands or relationships: aniting
5. television or internet: internet
6. pepsi or coke: pepsi
7. wild night out or romantic night: aniting
8. colored pictures or black and white: black and white...cooool sia
9. phone or in person: person...u tok to me on phone u will die...hahaha
10. aim or myspace: wad ting again

TEN HAVE YOU EVER.
1. ever been caught sneaking out: no
2. ever skinny dipped: wtf la...my eng sux la
3. done something you regret: always wad
4. ever bungee jumped: no...feel like doin..but tink my shit will come out
5. ever been on a boat: yea
6. ever finished an entire jaw breaker: fark fark fark...my eng sux big time
7. ever wanted someone so badly it hurt: siao...nthing better to do meh
8. ever been caught by your parents with a hickey?: i hate eng!!!
9. ever danced in the rain?: siao...i hate rain...i tend to fall
10.ever loved your ex while you were in a new relationship?: i haf no ex...nbnbnbnb

I NID A JOB!!!

2006-08-29T15:10:00.000+08:00

WeeKiat, Weige, Jophiel, Weewee, Justyn: We nid a job!!!
To be precise : WE nid $$!!!

Weekiat: Oh WTF...i have been spendin all my days at home, i cant believe it, i'm rotting!!!

Weige: Yes, precisely...i have nth to do at hm aso..and not to mention i have no money!!!

Justyn: Aiya...jus go and find job lo...den it will solve everyting

Jophiel & Weewee: yalo yalo

Weige: fark sia...not say wan find can find de lo..we holiday one mth nia

Weekiat: i called for 2 jobs le lo...one is a blardy telemarketing which i hate most!!! and the other is not bad...its a promotor for disney fair at JP...i tink it shuld be quite a easy job..but fark sia...the interview is at UBI until 5 30 nia...and i have no idea how to go dere somemore!!! and the gal dat pick up my call keep sayin O-bi O-bi when i ask the add...den resulting me in askin her hw to spell...and it turns out to be UBI...wtf...and deres go 2 jobs..haha

Jophiel & Weewee: ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

Justyn: well...i jus have to tell u all to continue findin...jus dun give up so easily la...haha....nbcb

P.s. the jophiel and Weewee is nb farking not makin any contribution at all man...i tink dey shuld be expel from heaven...i shuld start considerin to recruit another two...maybe weijie and Joe

YEA MAN

2006-08-21T14:07:00.000+08:00

i damn farking happy now...i tink...cos my exam over le...cool man
woooooooooo......cool man...yea man

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deres nth...haha...ultimate not freakin farkin nbcb funnie

Ohya...i finish my exams..its so fast...its like onli 4 days pass...but actualli its 6 days...cool man...yea man

deres like no new good song to learn...david tao song not veri nice..so nv learn...walau...i wan sing...no...i dun wan sing...i duno lehz...yea man
Actualli old songs better hoh...ya...its better...but forgt hw to sing le lehz...how...hmmmm...go kbox sing lo...den can le...ya...i aso tink likewise...yea man

go la go la...go kbox la...i still gt the 2 free student ting sia...haha...but duno expire le ma...like veri long le hoh...ya...damn long le...hope the manager dint get fired...den i tink that free 2 student can apply..yea man

i later goin to watch duno wad breakup show...haha...to celebrate breakup wif examination...haha...i spelt out examination...E.X.A.M.I.N.A.T.I.O.N

E xtra
X tra
A ss
M other farker
I diotic
N abei
T amade
I duno
O bese
N othing

SIANZZ!!!

2006-08-18T02:30:00.000+08:00

walau...sianzation man. i realli veri sianz. i duno why i so sianz. i very sianz to study. i very sianz to slp. i very sianz to go to sch. i veri sianz to eat. i everyting aso veri sianz.

so from the above scenario.....what has happened to our dear Mr THE FIVE PEOPLE U MEET IN HEAVEN?

And the ans is very simple...... he is suffering from depression yet again!!!

walau...tis depression tis yr come find me alot of time le lo...i wonder why sia!!!

i wonder why i wonder how
lalalalalala blue blue sky
and all that i can see
its just a little lemon tree

yea...i have no mood to do aniting nowadays. and i cant get to slp...wtf
haha...aso i tend to practise my ultimate skill more frequently...i tink is due to the depression

hahaha...actually i am very tired now lo...and my mind like cannot process very well..and i jus type what comes to my mind without editing lo...its like jus type and type...hahaha

walau...i wan to slp lehz...but i cant get to slp...den i nth to do ..aso dun feel like studyin for MC...den jus come here and type tis ting lo

i noe its like damn meaningless...haha...but i onli wan to pass my time ma...so i tink nvm lo....

my eyes damn pain lehz...haha..cos i too tired..oh ya...i can go watch anime lo...walau...waste time here...wtf

L.O.V.E

2006-08-14T15:47:00.000+08:00

cool man...i'm back..and i realli wont talk rubbish tis time. i noe i shuldnt be here blogging, i shuld be studyin cos my exam is like 2 days away and i'm dunno aniting yet.
A Voice: " THE TITLE!!!"

Ohya, i came to talk abt my title. haven tot of dat word for a very long time le until recently when i watch the 金三顺 dvd with my family. Its not bad la...quite funny, not a boring show, rather watch tis den the blardy DA CHANG JIN.

Ohya, so korean drama very good at making love story, can make ppl moved de ba, i tink. Well, of cos i wasnt moved, its JUST A SHOW, so jus wan to tell evryone dun bother to cry while watchin a show. hahaha, i duno wad was dat for. Anyway, i realli duno wad i'm goin to say. So i watch the show, den so the show gt thse relationship ting la, it somehow affected me for a few minutes. in dat few minutes, i actualli feel like wanting to go into a relationship, cos it feels great to have someone dat loves u. But of cos i alreadi noe dat be4 watchin the show, its jus dat, i do not haf dat feelin for very long le, so felt quite strange durin dat few mins.

fark man, i realli duno wad i wan to say.

So i goin to tell everyone dat LOVE is a very wonderful ting. LOVE is something dat ALMOST evryone nids. LOVE is something that i noe all my frens nid. LOVE is something dat u ought to fight for it. LOVE is selfish, so u can be a fish monger. (Voice: "not farnie."). LOVE is wad i wan to see everyone ard me has.

Therefore, for evry frens out dere, if u all realli have someone u like, jus go for it, dont hesitate anymore, or u will regret, comfirm plus chop. dont care abt whether u will work out in the end or not, jus go for it. do not ever ting of wad will turn out in the end of the relationship. its the process dat matters, u LOVED someone so much be4, and someone LOVED u so much be4, its jus dat. FARK MAN, tink so much for wad. so jus GO GO, i realli wan to be a yue lao, plSSSSS help me.

P.S. oh fark hell, tis is the most emotional ting i have ever come across. (Voice: "ya...as if.") fark dat voice man! Ohya i noe when anyone see tis entry dey will surely say what abt me...me as in me aka the five ppl u meet in heaven. So its goes like tis. LOVE is a wonderful ting, so like who cares. LOVE is something that almost evryone nids, well i'm the minority. LOVE is something dat i noe all my frens nid, so give all of the LOVE to them la. LOVE is something that u ought to fight for, duh, i dun yearn for it lo, fight waste time nia. LOVE is selfish, fark sia i wan be YUE LAO not a fish monger. (Voice:" u realli tink is funny meh") SO nvm. so dats my reply, i hope it makes sense, like as if i cares!!! but hoh, evryone exam period nw la...so hoh...onli tink abt tis after exam, or else sure die. FARK man, weige jophiel weewee weekiat justyn!!! pls be more hardworking!!! ehhhh, we dun haf tut for iaf...dieeeee

BOY AND GIRL

2006-08-12T01:26:00.000+08:00

Boy like Girl. Girl like Boy.
Boy do nothing. Girl do nothning.
Yue Lao awakens. Yue Lao do nothing.
Yue Lao think his power very LI HAI.
Yue Lao power really Li Hai.
Yue Lao think Girl taking initiative.
Yue Lao think Boy very happy.
Yue Lao hope Boy & Girl together w/o him doin anything.

P.S. Cool man...i wrote a short entry, FINALLY. Okay, i actualli wan to write emo entries, but realli duno wad to write so wrote a story instead. Well, i duno if ppl noe who am i talkin abt. but i realli hope the tings yue lao think is true. So tis is not a funny entry ok. tis ain't suppose to funny, its a true story. HAHA, but actualli true story aso can be funny rite..haha...so if u tink its farnie den farnie lo...haha. Cool man, i could nv write in proper sentence. and my P.S. is realli getting abit long, haha. BUt i jus wan to say, the yue lao is actualli me, its quite obvious rite..i tink. i noe the story shuld be abt Boy and Girl as u can see from the title, but the yue lao came out alot of time..haha..like as if he is the lead. but of cos he is not extra, he is farkin damn impt, cos he tinks its becos of his great power the Girl take initiative. WTF, tis is suppose to be a short entry.

GO BUY!!!

2006-08-07T22:48:00.000+08:00

haha...i'm back...and i actually have more than one blog entry...i really think its so damn cool. But, walau, my blog is like full with craps lo, nth like the others. Actually, blogs are like diaries, u write your true feelings in them, what happen evryday and how did they affect you. BUT WTF, what am i writing in my blog lo. i dun intend to write an entry today initially, but pighead ask me go write and since i have nothing better to do, i came and i cant believe i type all those things. And i actually spelled out every word except for WTF, but they are still not in proper sentence ..haha...who cares. aniway, i will start to write emotional entries from now on like the others, they will cry man when they read my entries in the future, cooool man.

Okay, i duno why i wrote so much craps, i dint expect i actualli would say so much tings. So i actualli jus wan to say abt my dream ytd. i dreamt abt 4D. in that dream i was reading the newspaper den i rmb me reading the part where the 4Ds were. YA, so i'm writing in this entry to tell u all that i cant rmb what are all those numbers, but i rmb gt alot of 8s and 0s, so go and buy numbers wif 0s and 8s , i tink u will win somehw. so GO BUY!!!

P.S. win le pls split wif me, cos like if u ask for god for numbers u aso need to repay de ma...so if u get the numbers frm me..mus repay aso. BUT if nv win, its jus suay lo, i dun tink u see ppl go beat up the god even if they dint win.

ULTIMATE SKILL

2006-08-05T23:26:00.000+08:00

ooooh...jus finish watchin superband...quite a boring finale. The best performance tonite i tink is J3 jazz version of xiao wei, it realli farkin good man. Anyway, i'm not goin to talk abt superband competition in tis entry as u can see in my title, i'm goin to talk abt a ultimate skill aka 蓋世武功 that i have recently mastered after yrs of training.

The ultimate skill is called LIVING IN YOUR OWN WORLD aka LIYOW. This set of skill has actualli nine levels, with increase of each level means that u are getting better in living in your own world. And recently, i have reach the ninth level aka 九重天 of the skill. this is a very profound skill and not many ppl are suitable to learn, they may go bersek aka 走火入魔. i have practise the skill since primary 3 and only after 10 years of endless practise i can attain the ninth level of LIYOW.

i only discovered that i've reached the last level of LIYOW ytd becos of one incident. So the story goes, i went to SP stadium to meet koon cos we are goin to eat sakae sushi later wif xy and eunice and he was dere to give support to his girlfrens. and so i reach dere, called him, den he told me where he is, so i went to look for him. Then, i saw where he is and then the only thing in my mind is to go to where he is standing. So i walk and walk, when i'm near him, he suddenly scold me for being dao. of cos, i was like WTF. And then i tink he pointed to a direction, and dere, only ard 2 meters away frm him was a grp of gals frm my class. Apparently, they have called out my name as i was walkin nearer, but i dint bother abt them, dats why koon scold me for being dao. But in fact, i dint hear aniting, i was onli concentrating on walking to where koon was. And dada, i have finally attained the final level of LIYOW. Cool man.

So if u r interested in LIYOW, pls call my hotline, u noe wads my number, and then i will evaluate to see if u are suitable for the skill be4 u start practising the skill. I wonder what the world will be like if everyone mastered the skills?

THE FIVE PEOPLE U MEET IN HEAVEN

2006-08-05T13:26:00.000+08:00

walau...cool sia....my first blog entry in this blog...kao. oh fark. i duno how to write in proper sentence. Anyway, have u notice, its my FIRST blog entry in THIS blog, its not my first blog entry. Sooo, it means that this is not my first time writing a blog entry!!! who can believe that...i wrote a blog be4...i cant realli write in proper sentence...haha..i will try startin from nw.

So now, i will start my first entry by explaining about my blog title. i believe that many is very familarise with that title. Its the one and only storybook that i have really finish reading in seven years. Anyway, i tink its a good story book, and i will encourage more ppl to read it.(oh ya...i'm suppose to lend pig head..but nvm)

So the first person u will meet in heaven, will be weekiat. He is a very nice guy, where he will show u care and concern until u are scared of him. he will treat u very nice until u wish u were dead, but of course, u cant die in heaven. So its somehow jus too bad.

The second person will be called wei ge. he is a very nice guy too. he will teach u the way of life. how u shuld had live ur life,but fark...u r dead alreadi..as if its useful. So bascically, the second person is very boliao, and of cos u wish u were dead again.

OKay, the 3rd and 4th person is Jophiel and weewee. i'm damn lazy to type out all lo, and i dun realli can crap so much, but anyway,they made u feel like commiting suicide. So lets jump to the fifth person.

And so, we have reach the last peron and he is called Justyn for the time being. He is the most enlightened one among the five people. Basically, he will talk of his theory to help u get enlightenment, and ya..he will talk non- stop. thus, u will wish to die again. BUt since he is the last person, u will probably be with him FOREVER...unless he found a new person to talk to.
And so in conclusion, i jus wan to say welcome to heaven!!!

P.S. i realli hope this isn't my one and only entry..cos my last blog onli gt one entry..so dats too bad...but who cares...